The Fake FAKE FAKE Bachelorette

by | Jul 20, 2010 | TO BITCH

This season’s Bachelorette, I started watching it because I was trying to launch a website about celebrity gossip, and my idea was to live blog the stupid ABC show. But the website never took off but I continued to watch this stupid stupid STUPID STUPID show. By...

Mel Gibson Comment Poetry

by | Jul 16, 2010 | FILM, Monsters Among Us, TO BITCH

This from US Weekly’s story about Oksana supposedly trying to extort 10 million from Mel Gibson to keep audio tapes under wraps. Bless Mel’s heart because he made a stupid decision leaving Robin for this money hungry tramp looking for a free ride....

F&ck You, Apple

by | Jul 7, 2010 | TO BITCH

I mean really, fuck you. After the many years of devotion to you, after defending you in countless arguments with PC lovers, after spending at least $1,000 more with each purchase than I would for a comparable machine – FUCK YOU. I bought the iPhone 3GS less...

iPhone Blues

by | Jul 3, 2010 | TO BITCH

I realized that my addiction to my iPhone is supreme and profound when I was late for a screening yesterday. I had run upstairs three times to “find it” and of course never did. I had no idea where it was. Driving out to Burbank without it was a...