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Joe Ashby's avatar

Excellent! You captured the Next Door ‘No Kings” Karens perfectly.

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R H's avatar

That was brilliant! The sad part though, is it's accurate for most Karen's on the lunatic left.

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Josephine Chrestman's avatar

You’re a great writer. Thank you. Looking for the tip jar

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Texas Bluebonnet's avatar

Scroll up. Below the end of the article before the YT video.

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Dana Granberg-Nill MD FAAFP's avatar

Is there a tip jar? I can’t find one either.

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Texas Bluebonnet's avatar

Scroll up. Below the end of the article before the YT video.

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Dena's avatar

Tip jar is right above the music video on the post.

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John Duffy's avatar

Great story. Sad reality we are living in

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Richard's avatar

They be crazy. The Democrat grass roots are worse than the politicians. There is no nonviolent option other than separation.

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HL3's avatar

Many democrats have the same feeling on GOP

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

it's not the gop who is showing the violence

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HL3's avatar

I havent seen the Democrat party endorse any of the violence stop making it look like the endorse it

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Jen Todd's avatar

"Since Trump's election in 2016, Democrats, including Harris' own campaign, have made a regular habit of calling the leader of the opposition a "threat to our democracy." Rep. Daniel Goldman (D-N.Y.) menacingly summed up his party's message in a televised interview with former Biden White House press secretary Jen Psaki last November: Trump, he said, "has to be eliminated." David Plouffe, a senior advisor to the Harris campaign, is on record saying "It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."

"Harris supporter Rick Wilson, cofounder of the ethically troubled anti-Trump Lincoln Project, told MSNBC "They're still going to have to go out and put a bullet in Donald Trump."

https://www.newsweek.com/democrats-must-stop-their-violent-rhetoric-opinion-1955671

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HL3's avatar

GOP have said similar lines on American Thinker, Brietbart and Townhall if you want to play that game GOP have called for perma minority and elimination of the liberal and Democrat party forever.

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Jen Todd's avatar

You're so desperate. Send me those links to Rs calling for the murder of any D. This chronic delusion is why dems will be out of power for a long time. Of course, I can't underestimate the stupidity of ignorant people who are, unfortunately, allowed to vote. Losers deserve to lose.

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Matthew J Florio's avatar

Good. That'll make it easier on everyone.

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Texyz's avatar

Probly, but define 'separation'....

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Richard's avatar

Different countries. Canada be crazy but not a threat.

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janis kerker's avatar

Wow! You deserve a treat for writing that!

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Jenn's avatar

This may be satire, but how many of us know a real life Janet?

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Steenroid's avatar

I don’t think it’s satire at all. There are neighborhoods all across America just like this. Sad, lonely people that have to follow their group because they are such timid people.

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Kaycee's avatar

and completely full of almost all white people who hate white people.

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Clarity Seeker's avatar

Plenty including relatives i am not allowed to send this to

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Kathleen's avatar

My neighborhood is full of Janet-types

Lucky me 😵‍💫

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Sue Kelley's avatar

Poor Janet... So close but yet so far.

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reality speaks's avatar

I couldn’t put it down because it was so captivating

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Cranky Frankie's avatar

Puritan campaigns eventually eat their own.

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Kurt's avatar

Sasha, great job. Janet, the ultimate Karen, is a fun character. I love the situations you stick her in. And her self justifications. It’s laugh out loud funny.

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Mark Adams's avatar

Well done, Sasha. It would be appalling to think that people like Janet actually exist. And if they were voters.

Wait - what???

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Clarity Seeker's avatar

Just look for the Be Kind signs

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Aarati Martino's avatar

Omg that was so good, can't wait for the next installment. I do hope this ends as a story of redemption and not a story of tragedy!

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Dave Slate's avatar

Very amusing column. Meanwhile, in real life in my quite progressive neighborhood, I've been getting a flurry of emails on our neighborhood mailing list from people who have recently spotted ICE agents in the vicinity. ICE has been seen stopping suspected illegal immigrants (or undocumented persons, depending on your point of view) and detaining some of them, and a mysterious helicopter has been hovering overhead. This happened on Halloween as well. My neighbors are upset, and are discussing ways to help possible targets of ICE, like landscapers, avoid detection. These include giving them rides to safe spaces and blowing whistles to alert people about ICE's presence.

The fact that this was happening on Halloween made me wonder whether some people might have foolishly dressed up as ICE agents, and then got in trouble either with ICE for impersonating their actual agents or with the anti-ICE people for participating in ICE's crackdowns. I also had an idea for a new entry in the "Halloween" film series featuring Michael Myers dressed up as a masked ICE agent, and a frantic Dr. Loomis hunting for him and warning everyone to stay clear of Myers and not let him in if he knocks on their door.

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Trapped in IL's avatar

Mexican immigrants are staying inside here in IL. ICE has been targeting companies that hire them, and apparently, even if these folks have papers and proper documentation, they are detained. Maybe this wouldn’t have been so bad had our governor and the mayor of Chicago cooperated with ICE? Instead of helping them find the “bad guys”, ICE has been forced to use these other tactics. How many years has Chicago been overrun by gangs?

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Jen Todd's avatar

When I lived there 30 years ago, the south side was an absolute no go. I read somewhere that up to 10% of Chicago's population are gang members. Why is it that state and local government pretend that gangs and crime are not a problem? To go from Lori Lightfoot and her defund the police effort to Brandon Johnson protecting predators is tragic for a wonderful city like Chicago.

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Mary Anne Simpson's avatar

This is so darn good. Can we all just stop……I long for the good old days when we just judged people on their character and not what they believed politically

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Trapped in IL's avatar

What a concept!

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John Sirko's avatar

I'm looking forward to the movie.

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