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Brad and Angie More Breakup Rumors

by Sasha Stone on January 26, 2010

This came from Howard Stern’s radio show, posted by someone over at ONTD:

While listening to Rosie Radio this morning Howard Stern popped in for a little surprise talk and they got on the subject of Brad and Angelina. Howard said that they are no longer together and Rosie asked Howard if he actually knew that or was just going off of the tabloids and Howard said the he knows that. Rosie asked how and he said that he knows people and knows things and that he can pretty much say for sure that they are no longer together.

Howard said that even though Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen that Brad should have known better since Billy Bob Thorton, a man who has a fear of antiques and only eats orange food, said that she had too many problems for him.

So there ya go. Howard Stern is a pretty honest guy and I believe pretty much everything that comes out of his mouth.

I hope it isn’t true.¬† Maybe they’re just taking a break from each other.¬† But all those kids – relationships have a hard time staying healthy when just one kid comes along, but that many kids in that many years?

Their relationship, as lived through our eyes, moment by moment, picture by picture, detail by details, seemed like a fantasy.  The births in Africa, the flying lessons, the international adoptions, the twins, the animal-noises sex, the big house in France, the sexy photos for W magazines, the red carpet displays of affection Рthat yellow dress at Cannes.  It was a moment for our time Рand why is it poor old Brad Pitt is always the guy who has the girl and they become the couple that defines our time?

A trip down memory lane:

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Little Megan Fox Has a Lot to Learn

by Sasha Stone on June 8, 2009

What Megan Fox is good at?¬† Copying Angelina Jolie’s schtick of saying provacative things in order to get press.¬† She’s what, 21?¬† 22?¬† She’s not really qualified to judge others’ intentions, especially when she says:

“They all sit on David Letterman in their little summer dresses with their legs crossed and talk about how much they love going green and they love Priuses…None of them are real people,” Megan said. “They play into exactly what society says women should be. And I’m not going to do that. I mean, I think it’s great to want to save the environment. So do I. But I don’t want to sit and just talk about that.”

Don’t worry, honey.¬† Ease down.¬† You’re already a star.¬† You don’t need the extra press – your lips, tits, legs and ass do all the talking for you.¬†¬† She has yet to go to through the serious fame leads to depression leads to a baby (optional) leads to enlightenment leads to preaching phase.¬† She’s way at the beginning.¬† But she likes to shock, like Angelina, and she occasionally comes out with funny things that rip off Diablo Cody’s style – she is all things in one.¬† In short, she’s Evemegan-fox-tokyo-transformers-01.

We rarely get originals anymore Рwhat we get now are knock-offs.  Good knock-offs but knock-offs nonetheless.

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Maddox, Pax, Knox

by Sasha Stone July 13, 2008 CELEBS

Just saying.

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