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Ick, This World

by Sasha Stone on June 21, 2008

Britney Spears.  What more is left to say.  Here is how sick we all are.  If Britney became Elvis, hell, if Amy Winehouse became Elvis, and suddenly died they would both become saints.  Britney would be worshipped like a goddess and no longer chewed up and spit out on a daily basis.  But really, what more is left to say?  This is why I never want my daughter to go anywhere near show business.  There is no happy ending for any of them, even the successful ones.  Best any child star can hope for is to fade off into obscurity, you know, become a realtor.  Photos of Britney, returning from Louisiana where her teenage sister just gave birth, breaking into sobs as the photographers snap away.  But check out the dude in the background, the one in the Ed Hardy tee.  The juxtaposition of him and Britney sadness makes this particular photo art.

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What If Your Dad Was Bruce Springsteen?

by Sasha Stone on June 11, 2008

Just saying.

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Disgusting Bloggers – An Ongoing Series

by Sasha Stone April 26, 2008 Feeding the Beast

I hope to shed some light on truly uncivilized behavior and the growing cancer of gossip bloggers. Submitted for your approval -Perez Hilton covering a truly irrelevant item about (who cares) Chace Crawford trying to “distance” himself from Rumer Willis.¬† Rumer Willis, who is trying to break into showbiz but doesn’t have the face for it, is one of the number one targets of online gossip sites.¬† But oh so high school it all is, folks.¬† First off, Rumer ought to rethink her career choice because she is choosing an industry that is shallow, meaningless and petty.¬† If she wants to be in it she’d better have some major plastic surgery so that assholes like Perez will shut their fucking pie-holes.¬† Here is Perez’ lame-ass post: Chace Crawford is moving quickly to distance himself from Rumer Willis. The Gossip Girl hottie was spotted Thursday night with Potato Head, and many [...]

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