I didn’t even have to change this one.

The Thing That You Are Ashamed of Asking About Your Big Size

Your baby-makeris too small.
Tired of loosing control in bad.
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Try our product and you will become a king of bad.

Today’s spam poetry:

Your girl loves huge
main organ but the problem is
that you have small one.
Do not worry!
You have astonishing possibility
to solve this problem.

Today you can lengthenn
your baby-maker length.
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At least I think it’s great. Came in the mail today:

Hello Stone,
How are you and your family? I hope you are all fine. I am Barrister
Jean DANNY a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Late Mr.
Raymond Stone, who used to work with Cotonou sea port Rebublic of Benin.
Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April
2003, my client and his wife were involved in a car accident. All
occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.
Since then I have made several enquiries to their embassy to locate any
of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts to locate any member of his
family hence I contacted you.

Oh, so it isn’t great news – it’s a tragedy. Where’s my checkbook?