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Why I Like Code

by Sasha Stone on August 26, 2010

Ten years ago I taught myself to read and write html. All of these years later I’m fumbling my way through CSS, PHP and MYSQL. I’m learning as if I were plunked into a foreign country and made to learn their language by simply jumping in and struggling through misinterpretations and frustration.

I am not someone who thinks in any logical way about anything. I am completely lacking in common sense, and all of my educational background — to the tune of a student loan that is upwards of $100 grand — is in the arts. Therefore it seems kind of contradictory that I would love code.

But I do. Somehow.

It is the same impulse that had me taking apart an iPod once and putting in my own toilet. It is my favorite refrain from the forgotten David Mamet/Alec Baldwin/Tony Hopkins movie The Edge, “what one man can do another can do.”

Strength is one thing. If I CAN’T do it, I mostly won’t attempt it. But if it’s possible? If it’s just a matter of figuring it out? I feel that I am up to the challenge most of the time. Even if it means delivering a finished product that is half-assed.

WordPress and php are entirely fascinating. All code is fascinating to me but PHP is my new favorite thing. One thing I love about it is the magic you can create with it. It is remarkable that one little comma or semi-colon can throw the whole thing off, but if you get the code just right? And stuff actually works? Amazing.

WordPress has a wealth of resources for those of us who want to dive right in and get our hands dirty with code. The thing is, it is totally logical and follows a set of rules. It won’t confuse you once you understand the basics.
The Codex at WordPress will give you almost every little piece of info you need to hack your current WordPress theme. And if it isn’t easy to understand in Codex — because sometimes it isn’t; sometimes they leave off the simple stuff you need to know, like how to wrap a php command. They just give you the command and you have to figure out how to wrap it and where to put it. Nonetheless, it is fabulous.

If the Codex doesn’t have it, chances are another blogger does have it. So do a google search and then poke at it. Just make sure you always have the old code to return to once you fuck up the new one you’re playing around with.

There is nothing more satisfying, I’ll have you know, than figuring something out and having it work. I am still confused by CSS. CSS freaks me out on any number of levels, but it is one of my last challenges. I prefer the code that makes things work.

So, if you find yourself completely confused by how WordPress works, do yourself a favor and start diving in, hacking your theme, and figuring out how it all fits together. It will be a grand learning experience.

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Watching Movie with Emma: Mean Girls

by Sasha Stone on August 25, 2010

Every mother of a 12 year old girl should sit down and watch Mean Girls.  It is the fictional representation of the great book, Queen Bees and Wannabes: Helping Your Daughter Survive Cliques, Gossip, Boyfriends, and Other Realities of Adolescence by way of Tina Fey, who morphed it into a really funny, penetrating movie.

Mean Girls doesn’t preach hatin’. In fact, it does anything but – it even sympathizes with the mean girls rather than indulge some of our need to take down the pretty and popular girls. All the same, there are mean girls in high school. It is just the way things are. Boys are silly and immature and girls tend to get mean. This meanness isn’t something they understand. But it is there. It is partly the power that comes along with being really beautiful. In the teenage world, being pretty elevates you to the top of the tribe. Having eyes on you, girls copying you, boys drooling over you – you have to hold back or else everyone would want everything you have.

Nonetheless, there really is no excuse most of the time for how mean girls can be. Mean Girls takes this on by having its heroine, Katy (Lindsay Lohan), go from being an innocent homeschool kid morphed into a “plastic,” one of the “popular” girls. She discovers how easy it is to become one of them.

By the end of the film, though, there is much understanding. The bad girls take responsibility for how mean they’ve been, and Katy realizes that being herself is the better road.

All in all, a great way to send my daughter into 7th grade.

The acting is perfect across the board. It’s interesting to see how Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried launched soaring careers after this film. Lindsay Lohan had it all. But she steered that car right into a tree. And poor Gretchen Weiners. Things didn’t take off for her.

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Solved the Mystery

by Sasha Stone August 18, 2010 Misc
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I was watching my traffic because it seemed to be spiking a bit.  When it does that it’s almost always an accident.  They found the site because they were actually looking for posts about the Bachelorette or Lindsay Lohan or Heidi Montag.  I have written a few of those.  But lately, one post of mine, an old post about yoga, kept getting hits.  At first I thought it was because there was a link to “nude yoga.”  I kept thinking about it and wondering why there were so many people hitting that one page.  So I did a search first for the actual link.  Nothing.  Then I did a search for my name, Sasha Stone.  There are now quite a few Sasha Stones.  I didn’t know many growing up. I am Facebook friends with a really sweet young girl in England. I feel protective of her.  And there is a [...]

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Stupidity Thy Name is Kim Kardashian

by Sasha Stone August 18, 2010 Misc
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I’m not here to preach to people about breastfeeding.  Nothing is more irritating than nazi-mommies forcing people to breastfeed.  Yes, everyone knows it is best.  But sometimes it just doesn’t work.  Period.  You can this or that but the truth is that sometimes a woman can’t, a baby won’t, or the milk just never done come. We moms pretty much accept this as one of the many things women like to degrade or impress each other with.  Whose a better mommy, you or me?  Oh, did you give birth naturally?  I did!  And it didn’t hurt.  It was spiritual!  How about you?  Oh, really? Oh, that’s too bad.  Yeah, bite me.  If there is one thing one learns after the trials and tribulations of motherhood, it’s that these little power trips we play to one another mean absolutely nothing in the long run.

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Watching Movies with Emma: The Breakfast Club

by Sasha Stone July 29, 2010 MOVIEDOM
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When the Breakfast Club first came out, I was a teenager myself.  I was just a year or two out of high school.  I don’t even remember where I was or what I was doing. I probably was commuting to Santa Barbara, attending the city college up there, and had some involvement with a theater group.  I remember this because I was given an assistant director position and quickly began dating the lead actor.  The play had something to do with Henry David Thoreau.  This is neither here nor there except that I vividly remember no being pretty enough to be cast as either of the two lead.  One of the actresses who was pretty enough, told me she’d been trained at the Los Angeles Theater Academy.  Not too long after my relationship with that actor ended (how could it go? I was 19, he was 31), I fled to [...]

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It’s All for Ratings, Folks

by Sasha Stone July 20, 2010 Misc
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One must always remember that the producers on the Bachelorette like high ratings and they don’t much care about anything else.  Since couples do not really “work” after the cameras stop rolling, all they have to hold on to are the failed relationships and those, it turns out, draw higher ratings than the successful ones (because there is still only one of those). Reality Steve is the guy who has this whole thing nailed down, so if you aren’t reading his site regarding The Bachelorette and The Bachelor fakitude, you should start now. If I wanted to bypass the whole idea that the producers allowed this whole Frank mess to go forward without having known about it in advance of Tahiti, well then I could lay the whole thing on Frank, which I have no problem doing.  Of all of the guys, he always seemed the most fake.  He’s a [...]

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Camping with Girls

by Sasha Stone July 20, 2010 FAMILY
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A few weeks ago, I went camping with two twelve year-old girls and my old friend Robert (who has no kids). It was a fun trip but had shades of those fight scenes in Close Encounters, you know, the ones that motivate Richard Dreyfuss to finally leave the planet Earth? Girls are strange at 12 and 13, as they leave their kid selves and start to transition into teenagers and from thence into adulthood. Well, the truth is, you can’t stop time. And if you could, where would stop it? Would you stop it when they’re about 4? When they just start to talk and read and are so devoted and dependent?

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Eating Humble Pie

by Sasha Stone July 8, 2010 Misc

Welp, I have to eat humble pie.  Since my iPhone 3gs was under warranty, Apple simply replaced my unit with one that runs 3.13 software rather than the 4.0.  Really cool.  NEW iPhone too.  So I have to say, they were very cool to deal with it. And now it makes me want to buy the iPhone 4.

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Genius Bar Appointment

by Sasha Stone July 7, 2010 Misc
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Let’s see if Apple will do the right thing and fix my EFFING iPhone.  Tomorrow at 10:30am.

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Abby Sunderland Video in Capetown

by Sasha Stone June 10, 2010 Misc

And her boat from the inside:

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