I was eating a banana the other day and it reminded me that it’s been a long time since I’ve interacted with a male organ.¬† (Oh no she didn’t!)¬† I’m sorry to have to be so blunt about it but it is a fact of my life: I have given it up, at least for now.¬† Why? Because I’ve wasted way too much time interacting with it.¬† It might be true that cock has attempted to ruin my life.¬† Sure, maybe it was the great conversation, the memorable moments in movie theaters, the restaurants, the running on the beach in the rain, the champagne, the flowers, the hugs, the laughter, or maybe, you know, it was the cock.
It wasn’t really until I saw the Eat, Pray, Love trailer that these thoughts began to circulate and form a conclusion – maybe a conclusion I don’t really want to reach.
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