In Defense of Gwyneth Paltrow’s “It’s All Good”

Gwyneth Paltrow, despite being a perfectly nice, harmless woman, is the object of scorn for many on the internets. I can dig it. The overpriced items on her website Goop are almost immoral. They seem only to serve the sin of envy – dangling in front of everywoman like a golden carrot readying to soil their credit rating as they scramble to keep up with people whose private buying business should really be kept private, for decency’s sake.

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Her latest cookbook It’s All Good is truly offensive in all of the ways its critics claim. Yes, there are many impossibly gorgeous pictures of Ms. Paltrow. Yes, she talks about apple trees in her backyard and her celebrity buddies. Yes, her recipes bespeak the life of someone who doesn’t have to lift a goddmaned finger to cook or shop if she doesn’t want to and yes, she works out two hours every day and starves herself to look that way and then pretends it’s all easy. All of that is true.
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Long Time No Write

I had to take a break from this site for a while because of personal reasons.  Well, I had a stalker of sorts who would not leave me alone.  I get a lot of stalkers or mean people coming here – I’m not really sure why but it happens. Shit happens.  So I’m almost done with Oscars 2012, which has turned into a mostly predictable wash out, except for the possibility that Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer might win Oscars, which would shock the hell out of Hollywood.  The status quo would have Meryl Streep win and Spencer in Supporting.  But hey, maybe the status quo will get broken up.

I’m still working on a redesign but haven’t gotten a good one yet.

Getting ready to start writing up the latest in vegetarian cooking and maybe talk about the upcoming election. In the meantime, this happened:

Around 300,000 organic farmers think that Monsanto, the biotech giant known for genetically modifying Mother Nature’s handwork for profit and pushing over the little guys all the while, is pretty seedy.

“Monsanto’s threats and abuse of family farmers stops here,” says Jim Gerritsen, president of the Organic Seed Growers and Trade Association. “Monsanto’s genetic contamination of organic seed and organic crops ends now. Americans have the right to choice in the marketplace — to decide what kind of food they will feed their families — and we are taking this action on their behalf to protect that right to choose.”

Waiting to exhale and hope that Montsanto’s evil mitts are messed with in some fashion.

 

Delicious Tapas

Jeff Cox at Organictobe.org just listed a dreamy selection of summer tapas treats that I really must share. I’ve had the stomach flu, or a bug, or food poisoning for the past two days but am feeling much better.

· A small plate of apple slices, bites of cheese, and walnuts.

· A dish of sliced apricots sprinkled with lemon zest.

· Slices of avocado and grapefruit segments, sprinkled with lime juice. Or, avocado slices topped with chopped red onion and a splash of lemon juice.

· Fresh-picked green bean pieces lightly sautéed in butter, skewered on a toothpick with small pieces of bacon.

· Diced roasted beets lightly dusted with nutmeg.

· Custard-berry cubes: Place blackberries in the compartments of an ice cube tray, then fill with vanilla custard and refrigerate until set. The custard-berry cubes are gently pried out of the compartments with a butter knife and served with red raspberries.

· Peach-blueberry bites: Peel fresh peaches and slice them, then cut the slices into small squares. Add the peach bite and a fresh blueberry to a toothpick and splash the skewer with a mixture of freshly squeezed lemon and lime juices.

· Celery stalks cut into 1-inch pieces and the hollows filled with a pungent blue cheese.

· Cherry halves placed in shot glasses with brandy, then chilled before serving.

· Mini omelets: Place a gently beaten egg in a hot skillet, one tablespoon at a time. Add half teaspoonfuls of the following mixture: cooked chopped corn kernels, minced onion, and bits of bacon.

· Peeled cucumber rounds topped with dabs of crème fraiche and sprinkled with torn-up mint leaves.

· Eggplant coins: Long, slender eggplant cut into round slices, then sautéed in olive oil until soft. Add a spoonful of mashed garlic and a small piece of anchovy fillet to each round.

· Fresh figs quartered and marinated in Cointreau, then dusted with the merest pinch of cinnamon before serving.

· A true classic: Fresh fig quartered, then wrapped in prosciutto.

· Mini fruit kabobs made of alternating grapes, diced melon, and strawberries skewered on toothpicks.

· Fine-fleshed white fish cut into ½-inch cubes and soaked in lime juice overnight. The following day, alternate equal-sized cubes of fish and mango on toothpick skewers.

· Melon balls wrapped in prosciutto, held together with a toothpick, then topped with a slice of fresh strawberry.

· Peaches and crushed almonds served in small bowls then drizzled with a splash of Grand Marnier.

· Mini brochettes of plum, apricot, and peach dice skewered on toothpicks and sprinkled with lemon zest.

· Slices of grilled pork tenderloin served atop slices of ripe apples.

· Melted chocolate drizzled over ripe red raspberries, then refrigerated so the chocolate hardens.

· Bits of grilled salmon topped with basil and bacon, served on thin-sliced bread.

· Baby summer squash halved, brushed with olive oil, and grilled. Cut the squash into 1-inch dice and sprinkle with grated Parmesan cheese.

· Hot chiles, salt, and tomato slices wrapped in pieces of red Swiss chard leaves, held together with toothpicks.