by Sasha Stone | Apr 12, 2010 | TO MUSE
“God has a plan for everyone.” “Pray for me.” “I’ll pray for you.” “I am not afraid to die.” “I love how I look” “I have no regrets.” “I don’t miss anyone.” “Time...
by Sasha Stone | Apr 11, 2010 | THE WEIRDNESS OF LIFE
Oh god. There are many aspects to celebrity culture that freak my shit out but none more than Heidi Montag. The first thing I ever knew about her was that I couldn’t stand her. It’s not even worth my time to explain why because my goal was to make it...
by Sasha Stone | Apr 8, 2010 | MOMMIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
I noticed that a part of my tooth had chipped off a few weeks ago. It started as a kind of uncomfortable space between my molars but I thought, I’ll just go get a crown. Or else I thought, this is going to stop feeling annoying eventually. But I waited too long...
by Sasha Stone | Apr 6, 2010 | RELIGION
I really have to confess my adoration for Mormons. This is probably due to HBO’s Big Love, which is one of the best and weirdest shows on TV. It really makes, I think, a good case for multiple marriages. It really seems to make a lot of sense when you think...
by Sasha Stone | Apr 6, 2010 | POLITICS, Scandals
This is the most exciting news. All Rielle Hunter needs is a television camera and a microphone and all will be revealed. She is the most entertaining of the whole John Edwards clusterfuck and thank god she’s getting Oprah time. Rielle Hunter, the former...
I spend way too much thinking about me.
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