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Watching Movies with Emma: The Breakfast Club

by Sasha Stone on July 29, 2010

When the Breakfast Club first came out, I was a teenager myself.  I was just a year or two out of high school.  I don’t even remember where I was or what I was doing. I probably was commuting to Santa Barbara, attending the city college up there, and had some involvement with a theater group.  I remember this because I was given an assistant director position and quickly began dating the lead actor.  The play had something to do with Henry David Thoreau.  This is neither here nor there except that I vividly remember no being pretty enough to be cast as either of the two lead.  One of the actresses who was pretty enough, told me she’d been trained at the Los Angeles Theater Academy.  Not too long after my relationship with that actor ended (how could it go? I was 19, he was 31), I fled to Los Angeles to attend the Theater Academy.  Much fun, that.  But that is a story for another day.

I remember The Breakfast Club not being a very cool film to like.  If you hung out with my crowd, John Hughes was lame and the Brat Pack were a group of entitled, talentless hacks. The worst of the bunch, to us, was Ally Sheedy.  For some reason, she was the object of our scorn.  We didn’t like the character she played in the film, none of it rang true at all.  The only slight uptick from the film for us was Judd Nelson, the object of our young girl fantasies.

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Universal Studios Thirty Years Later

by Sasha Stone on July 29, 2010

I grew up in California. I was a movie kid. That means, at some point during my young life I checked out of the normal world and folded into the cinematic one. Part of this was due to our moving around a lot — between fourth and sixth grade we moved to five different towns, five different schools, and five different ways of life.

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Watching Movies with Emma: The Bad News Bears

by Sasha Stone July 22, 2010 FAMILY
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When did the message stop being, “it’s not whether you win or lose it’s how you play the game” and turn into “everybody’s a winner”?  I’ll tell you when.  When money started being the primary reason for making kids films at all.  They have become so narrowly focused grouped, so formulaic that a hard lesson, like the one learned in the Bad News Bears, would be deemed a “bummer ending” today.  And it would probably never get made (even if it did get made into a respectable remake with the Billy Bob).

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Wake-Up Moms and Dads – Know what Your Tween is Doing Online

by Sasha Stone July 20, 2010 AHOLES AND ELBOWS
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I don’t even know what to say about this poor mom.  But I suggest she get herself a computer and learn how to use google and Youtube. You have, no doubt, heard about the latest YouTube sensation of poor little kerligirl, aka Jessi Slaughter aka Jessica Leonhardt.  The last one is her real name.  Her videos are completely sad and bizarre.  But it goes along with what I’ve been wanting to impart onto parents for, like, ever. A little bit of history: I’ve been online for almost fifteen years, I’m embarrassed to say.  I found this world after a kind of painful breakup and I never came out of it.  I live a regular life, too.  But in the first few years, I didn’t.  I was completely submerged in the online community, the global world of cybergeeks, as they were known then.  This is even before there was a World [...]

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It’s All for Ratings, Folks

by Sasha Stone July 20, 2010 Misc
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One must always remember that the producers on the Bachelorette like high ratings and they don’t much care about anything else.  Since couples do not really “work” after the cameras stop rolling, all they have to hold on to are the failed relationships and those, it turns out, draw higher ratings than the successful ones (because there is still only one of those). Reality Steve is the guy who has this whole thing nailed down, so if you aren’t reading his site regarding The Bachelorette and The Bachelor fakitude, you should start now. If I wanted to bypass the whole idea that the producers allowed this whole Frank mess to go forward without having known about it in advance of Tahiti, well then I could lay the whole thing on Frank, which I have no problem doing.  Of all of the guys, he always seemed the most fake.  He’s a [...]

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The Fake FAKE FAKE Bachelorette

by Sasha Stone July 20, 2010 AHOLES AND ELBOWS
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This season’s Bachelorette, I started watching it because I was trying to launch a website about celebrity gossip, and my idea was to live blog the stupid ABC show.  But the website never took off but I continued to watch this stupid stupid STUPID STUPID show.  By now, it’s almost the finale – and I’m watching the lame-ass Frank fake-confess his love for his ex-girlfriend. Here’s the thing: it’s all an act.  He’s a screenwriter, he’s looking for fame, he probably never thought he would get as far as he had and when it came down to it, his plan with his stupid girlfriend was foiled. I just want to state it for the record that the producers of the show, and its brain-dead participants, aren’t fooling anyone.  Blech.

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Camping with Girls

by Sasha Stone July 20, 2010 FAMILY
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A few weeks ago, I went camping with two twelve year-old girls and my old friend Robert (who has no kids). It was a fun trip but had shades of those fight scenes in Close Encounters, you know, the ones that motivate Richard Dreyfuss to finally leave the planet Earth? Girls are strange at 12 and 13, as they leave their kid selves and start to transition into teenagers and from thence into adulthood. Well, the truth is, you can’t stop time. And if you could, where would stop it? Would you stop it when they’re about 4? When they just start to talk and read and are so devoted and dependent?

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Mel Gibson Comment Poetry

by Sasha Stone July 16, 2010 AHOLES AND ELBOWS
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This from US Weekly’s story about Oksana supposedly trying to extort 10 million from Mel Gibson to keep audio tapes under wraps. Bless Mel’s heart because he made a stupid decision leaving Robin for this money hungry tramp looking for a free ride. That’s just plain wrong! But she got the reaction she was plotting to get! Bimbo! I don’t beleive anything this sorry excuse for a women says. Whey would she be recording conversations w/the father of her child if she wasn’t out for something. She’s ugly and Mel has some amazing talent. The man is a victim of this barracuda who is just trying to extort millions from him using that baby she had, without his permission, she just set him up and got pregnant to entrap him and then is going in for the kill. Poor Man I would bet Oksana provokes Mel into his rants. She [...]

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Before Facebook, After Facebook

by Sasha Stone July 15, 2010 Movies
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I still don’t know what to make of Facebook.  It is both the coolest thing ever and the weirdest.  It is a way of keeping tabs on people, networking for one’s job and a personal public relations tool all in one.  So in a way, it’s all PR.  Some are better at it than others.  This upcoming David Fincher movie about Facebook and the dudes who thought it up (young hot shots with no real sense of the bigger picture) was written by Aaron Sorkin (my own personal writing god). Thing is, to what end this? Can you imagine yourself at 80 years old clicking on Facebook? Myspace ended because Facebook took it over. Then Twitter came but Twitter and Facebook work nicely together, except when people make the mistake of turning either into a sloppy seconds information spill. You have to make them separate and they serve two separate [...]

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Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan

by Sasha Stone July 9, 2010 CELEBS
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Oh Lindsay.  Except for the beauty, fame and fortune I was you.  I remember being so young and confused.  I had bulimia and I’m guessing that’s what your Nexium prescription is all about.  I was depressed and I’m guessing that’s what your Zoloft and god knows what all prescription is about.  You are going to kill yourself if you continue this way.  Why doctors are allowing celebrities to double and triple dip on their meds even after Heath Ledger is a mystery to me.  But if you want the drugs you can get the drugs.  You should not be on any drugs.  Underneath all of that hair dye and freckles, you are a normal young woman. Your mistake right now is in thinking you are the victim.  How dare you compare your situation to human rights abuses around the world, though.  This is something you might feel deep shame about [...]

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